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Tour the Honolulu Hooker Streets with me in 2019
The upcoming year is going to be a bit year for ExpertEscort. I am going to show you the Honolulu you don’t see in travel brochures. I will give you a guided tour of the downtown and Waikiki “ho strolls.” I will show you the game rooms where illegal gambling thrives. I will take you…
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Hooker Life Hacks–Jealousy can be good
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Are You a Boy Or a Girl?¿?¿
Tales of a genius ex-streetwalker have skyrocketed in international popularity. Therefore, I am re-posting previous posts to the front page. I am always appalled at the low quality of early writings. I made many improvements. Merry Christmas 2018. “Are you a boy or a girl?” The first time a man pulled over to the curb…
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Hooker Hack #5
Fun isn’t always a team sport
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Are Men Who Pay For Sex Sad Sacks or Sickos?
Good men are not supposed to get too close to a working girl. Let’s explore why some men play with fire.
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A Working Girl named “Heaven” has more to say about a little known aspect of “working”
You met Heaven in a previous post about my unpopularity with people just like I was. I am going to let you get to know this thin, white addicted woman below. See if you can spot a contradiction within Heaven’s verbatim text to me. hint: She is proud of not having to do something that…
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Hooker Life Hack #8: A safety tip for women
If a group of men is drinking and you are the only female in an enclosed area, it is best to exit the scene. Alcohol and machismo can be a dangerous combo that produces sexual violence behind closed doors. By Expert Escort
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10 Most Common Traits of Successful People
I want to give my dear readers positivity and there’s a lot more positivity than I alone can orovude
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I Choose Real Enemies Over Fake Friends
I have never been good at making friends. No, untrue. I have never been good at keeping friends. People like me and I like them, at first. But then, it has always been my perception that they wrong me and I find it necessary to retaliate to show them that God might not have my…
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Back By Popular Demand, Take Another Look Christmas for Hookers on the Ho Stroll, 2018
The streets were pretty empty of cars and foot traffic Christmas day though the emptiest day of the year was Superbowl Sunday. Nevertheless, hi there’s always business. Over the several years I was out there on Christmas day a single guy would pick me up bc he didn’t want to be alone on the holiday.…
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What it’s like to get the college alumni magazine in prison? Part II
I will never know how Harvard’s alumni association got ahold of my address at the women’s prison on Oahu. They faithfully rushed a copy of the periodical to this graduate (’95), only to have it languish in the mailtoom. As far as WCCC (Pronounced “W Triple C”) was concerned this inmate could damn we’ll wait.…
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Not Everyone Likes My WorkAccording to the words of a Self-described “Ho.” *Inappropriate Content below
I never realized what should’ve been obvious: people like me might relate to me and hate me for it. I have included a text from a self described “ho”
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Hooker Life Hack: Directed Envy
Ambition is jealousy with a purpose. Ambition is directed envy. The word “ambition” is a positive word. You see something someone else has that you lack. That something appears beneficial to the person. You covet what you see and become driven to acquire it for yourself through any socially acceptable means, usually through hard, time…
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A lesson from porn women might want to remember
Is your man stuck watching the screen and not you? Here’s an idea.
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Hooker Life Hack #7
What does a narcissist with low self esteem say? “I’m not much but I am all I can think about.”
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Promo: Hooker Life Hacks
Life hacks are bits of guidance that people share online. Ordinary people living ordinary lives who have discovered something new about something familiar. They offer a quick and easily applicable solution to a common problem (for example, rub fresh lemon on Tupperware to remove lingering smells). Advice a good mother shares with her children–available to…
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Who Deserves Shame?
I listen to people counsel victims of rape. And the one thing the counselors want to make clear above all else is that the victims have no reason to be ashamed. They have no reason to be ashamed because it was not their fault; they did not do anything to bring that tragedy upon themselves…
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Hooker Life Hack 11/27/18
Be very careful when you help an addict or receive help from an addict. For some people giving or receiving help is a means to victimize others. My peers and I were your garden-variety narcissists, sociopaths, egomaniacs, the addicted– we powerfully resented even the speculation that someone might have helped us. Interdependence is anathema to…
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What do I have in common with a cannibal?More than I care to admit
I have found common ground with a famous cannibalistic serial killer. Me and Jeffrey Dahmer… Who would have thought?
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Hooker Hacks #2
No one wants to pay for bygone fun. Always get the money upfront so clients associate giving you money with pleasurable anticipation.
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Hooker Life Hack#? (I’m sharing more of the real me by admitting I lost count on my hooker life hacks list)
There are many stories within a lifetime. One of these stories is a “good news, bad news” story. The good news is, you can get used to anything. But you know what the bad news is? You can get used to anything.
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From Harvard to Homeless to Homey to Hooker
I went from Harvard graduate, Magna cum Laude (with high honors) to being homeless and turning to sex work to support myself and my drug habit, and being out there as a survivor was shameful and surprisingly thrilling.
Hawaii Street Life-a Trusted Insider Tells All 