What “bbc” Meant in My Career

The ideal sex partner. Women often describe this imaginary person in terms of personality traits as they imagine the doting partner. Men picture the person’s appearance. I have not said anything earth shattering and original so why are you reading the words of an author (moi) who offers well worn notions? Because I am sure you will be as surprised as I am when I reveal to you what men really want, in their heart of hearts. I discovered the secret image of man’s ideal sex partner. I know what very many men want, not because of what men said to me, but because of what men asked of me. The question that I have heard over 100 times (literally not figuratively) was a question that shocked me because it was so unexpected.
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
If I thought the question was a shocker, the correct answer was even more surprising. When I was asked that question I almost always had the wrong answer. When I gave the answer more often than not I was given 20 much appreciated dollars for my time and let off at the next block along Kukui Street in downtown Honolulu. Why?
“I’m looking for bbc,” someone told me as he pulled over to the curb to get rid of me.
“What’s that?” I asked, since I was never up on slang.
“You don’t know what that is? Look it up.” So I looked it up. My research revealed that what men wanted was the face of a beautiful woman and a curvy body. Check and check. I thought I was good to go and so did many drivers when they first spotted me and their hearts filled with a hope they’d hardly ever say aloud.
I missed out on being the perfect sex object because I didn’t have a penis. No bbc here. A strap on was not acceptable because anyone could get that.
“If only you had a dick” lamented one disappointed would-be client.
If I could not offer bbc I could not be at the top level of desirability. True story.

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One response to “What “bbc” Meant in My Career”

  1. “Top level of desirability”, only if your scale is created and calibrated by the rather perverse (by my standards) male who accosted you. Undoubtedly you would obtain a better (certainly healthier), and more socially acceptable ranking if you were to remove that particular requirement. For most men, a penis other than their own is as useful as an appendix. You would certainly feel a little better about yourself, (as well you should), by including only those things which are a product of your own labors, rather than pointlessly using another’s scale to value yourself. The old adage about beauty being in the eye of the beholder is easily applicable here, as the sight, knowledge, or even inkling of the presence of a bbc, or one of any color, size, or shape would certainly slide the level of desirability far into the negative realm as far as i am concerned.


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