A Philanderer Teaches His Son How to Cheat with Class

Son, do whatever you want to do and a good girl will never ask you where you’ve been. You don’t want to hurt a good wife by having her find out things she doesn’t need to know. Make sure you get rid of love letters, cards, phone numbers, anything that shows you were with other women. That way when you die and she is cleaning out your stuff she doesn’t find the evidence. Protect her feelings. If she is a good girl who doesn’t ask you where you’ve been. (I am sure this generation of philanderers would add clearing your phone of evidence.)