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Would I recognize myself if I could see into the future 30 years ago? In the sad ways, yes. That’s all the same. The good would surprise me
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The Dead Body on My Kitchen Floor Surprised Me, Surprisingly Enough
Dead body, in the kitchen? Yes. I never saw it coming and I am glad
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“Secret Street Sex With Strangers” is a Man’s Title This Woman Didn’t Imagine
Men are like art to me, I don’t understand the bulk but I do know what I like, and what I like is a tiny portion that is awesome